I wanted to take time to write a blog post tonight. I got distracted scrolling aimlessly through Facebook and before you know it, it’s 9:30. Trent told me if I don’t get to writing, he will tickle me until I pee my pants.
What a better time than any for me to reveal my secret list of things that Trent says. I’ve been collecting them for a couple weeks, and Trent literally has no idea.
A little taste of things my husband says when he thinks no one is writing down his words…
After having Shrimp for dinner the night before…
Told Trent I had a fun night with him. He responds “And that’s why they call me the architect of happiness.”
After talking about how uncomfortable it would be to be pregnant “Well, you shouldn’t have eaten the apple, boo.”
“He who rakes last, rakes least.” -Said any and every time I mention that we should rake leaves.
I’ve got a headache.
“You should drink a Dr Pepper. It’s kind of a cure all.”
“I had a bad dream.”
“I had to move back into Wolpers and there were 10 people assigned to my dorm room.”
I don’t think you are drinking enough water.
“Tomorrow I’m going to drink so much water you won’t even recognize me.”
“This is the greatest place on earth.” -Said to the Candyopolis cashier.
What’s your favorite icecream?
“My second favorite is mint chocolate chip.”
What’s your first?
“I like to leave that spot open for new possibilities.”
“I don’t understand how I haven’t lost weight.”
What did you eat?
“Well I had about 50 of those fun sized candies…..and doing some quick math, that’s only about 5,000 extra calories.”
Should I add pink glitter to my nail polish?
“The question is ‘Would it be irresponsible to NOT use pink glitter?’ And the answer is yes.”
“Laffy Taffy only has 30 calories?! That’s basically equivalent to eating a carrot.” -After eating HANDFULS of Laffy Taffy.
At the movies…”I’m going to throw away what’s left of this 54oz Dr Pepper refill. Just choosing to live healthy.”