I occasionally record things Trent says without him knowing. This is round 2 of #thingstrentsays (Round 1 found here)
Feel this leather purse!
“Oh my gosh, I feel like I’m inside a cow right now it’s so soft!”
“Sometimes I put Gracie in a headlock.”
“Just to mess with her.”
At TJMaxx showing Trent how I envision decorating our house.
He picks up a pillow with an anchor on it. “Now THIS could really anchor a space.”
Eating sour punch straws.
“I wish I could breathe through a sour punch straw for the rest of my life.”
Screen asks ‘Are you still watching?’
“Oh my gosh, I hate when Netflix asks me stupid questions!”
“Would you have dated me if I never made a single joke?”
I don’t know, probably.
“Well what if we got married and then I decided to retire from comedy?”
While he’s putting on a dress shirt.
“Here’s the struggle of the modern man.” Counting… “There’s 10 buttons on this thing!!!”
Looking at icing at the grocery store.
“…No high fructose corn syrup!? I don’t want that!”
Picks up Pillsbury icing. “Oh good, #1 ingredient: sugar. #4 ingredient: corn syrup!” Puts in cart.
Laying in bed.
“I am so exhausted. I’m just going to play a quick game from my bowling app and THAT’S IT!”
This response to my brother-in-law’s status:
“You’re lucky my style isn’t dumpy.”
What is dumpy style?
“If the world looks at it and says ‘this is a dump’ then they love it.”
At a casual lunch with Trent and his dad.
“Dad, I know what the first line of your funeral speech will be.”
“It will be ‘A foolish man measures once. A wise man measures twice. But Tom Raines, he measures thrice.”
Trent in his sleep (with hand motions):
“I’m guessing 21,000.” Pause “Just bring it all in.”
At the movies. The employees keep telling us to enjoy the magic of the movies.
Trent to the concessions worker: “What do you think would help me enjoy the magic of the movies the most?”
“Nevermind. The answer is Dr Pepper.”
Saturday morning sitting in bed. Trent using the iPad.
“Boo, I’m going to need complete silence. I’m going into a million chip bowling match.”
Do you want to get half prices shakes at Sonic?
“Are you asking me on a mini date!? Or as I like to call, a mate!?”
You don’t call it that.
“Now I do.”
In Colorado watching hummingbirds zip around a feeder.
“These things are so zippy and energetic. They’re like the Gracie Belle of birds!”
“I’ve got a business idea.”
“I’d print socks that have straps like Birkenstocks, but I’d call them BirkenSOCKS!”
What’s not to love?